Tuesday, April 8, 2014

My boyfriend comes up with a plan to steal from me

This is a note he made for himself on the iPhone I gave him:
My Machiavellian plan is so perfect.
I'll take the mac book air. I'll keep the iPhone like a new iPod connected to wifi (after all 64gb).
I have stashed between 4000 and 5000 dollars in cash, which is maybe 3000 or 4000 in euros to add to my savings.
I go back home, take my exams.
I'll ask for an allowance in January.
I take a flight February 7th, like that I'll start the second month. But I'm not coming back. I'll just say I missed my flight. 
I'll keep pretending to love him, even after not returning in February, but I'll make up a pretext like a death or my studies. That way I'll still be able to go back :) And if he complains I'll promise a better vacation together in the future. I will keep squeezing my pension out of him until he meets someone else. 
So I will get a plane ticket between Feb 7th and before he leaves for New Orleans! :)
Tomorrow is the 4th, until the 14th that gives me ten full days to work (well 7 days with the weekend, etc.) 
If I add the suit, the Bose headset, and other clothes (Forever XXI) I'm good.
I'll have 27,000 or 28,000 euros and I can save up to 30,000 by May. Then in June I'll work to pay for my vacation.  And boom! A circle of a crazy, enriching year, risky money, lies, breakups, etc.

4 comments:

  1. That's cold. Hope he enjoys your money while he's fucking other guys.

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  2. How about I come fuck your boyfriend and then steal some of your stuff like maybe a TV or a computer or all the cash in your wallet you left out for me. Since you get off on that.

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  3. ONLY IF HE STILL WAS WITH YOU. IF HE TOOK IT AND BAILED YOU WEREN'T A CUCK YOU WERE A VICTIM.

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  4. The boyfriend is up for grabs... Now my macbook and money would be a death sentence.

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